no. you can't hotbox the world.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I need you to use more vowels.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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