i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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