I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
false alarm. still invincible.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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