garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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