I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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