I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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