She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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