ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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