What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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