i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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