do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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