not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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