Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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