Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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