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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The ass gains better be worth it
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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