I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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