do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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