I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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