Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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