You're completely useless in the revolution.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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