brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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