BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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