I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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