people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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