His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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