I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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