so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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