the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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