i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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