Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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