Define "chronic" masturbator.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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