Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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