she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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