Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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