Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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