I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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