Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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