i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your cock deserves a montage
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize