I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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