all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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