the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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