Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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