So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My ATM looks so different sober.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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