I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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