My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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