Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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