dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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