We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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