Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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