I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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