And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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