I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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