we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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