Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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