I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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